oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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