But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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