Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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