I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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