i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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