love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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