Christians are straight up FREAKS
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Fuck appropriateness.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
nutella sex= disaster
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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