how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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