Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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