i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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