i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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