just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
