Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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