I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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