Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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