So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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