How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Reggie can tackle my bush.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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