OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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