All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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