Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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