hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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