how can u be prego again
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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