I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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