OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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