I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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