This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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