Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
We need to get me chipped asap
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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