My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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