Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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