your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
How's work?
Spinning.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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