I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
my sisters under your porch take her home
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
