possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
