I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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