I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Two words: nipple clamps
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