No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
this will be a night to untag.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Still dying that you shit outside
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
