with your own penis?
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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