I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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