dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Your dad touched me again.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Randomize
