do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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