doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I love having hate sex.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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