Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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