but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Randomize
