eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
whose parrot is this?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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