The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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