...so i touched it.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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