I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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