SEEEEXXX PLEASE
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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