we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I will be naked everywhere
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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