Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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