normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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