Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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