Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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