so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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