How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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