This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
