So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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