I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I look better un-naked...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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