So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
How's work?
Spinning.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
