I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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